Okay seriously, why are there so many buttons on this thing? If I push the green one my t-shirt goes swimming. If I push the pink one a clock races through the air, wind trail marks and all. If I push the blue one my t-shirt appears to be placed in a hermetically sealed bubble for safe keeping. The only words in English on the whole control panel read "Fuzzy Control," so that's a bonus. WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!?!