28 February 2009

Economic Crisis or Michelle Obama's Arms?

The economy is in a downward spiral. President Obama has just presented his first budget to Congress. Rockets were once again fired into Israel today. Mass graves were uncovered in Bangladesh and President Obama announced a plan to reduce the number of troops in Iraq dramatically over the next 14 months. What, might you guess, was the top story on the "political ticker" and listed under "popular news" on CNN's home page today?

"How To Get Michelle Obama's toned arms."
That's right, the world is in a rut and CNN's interviewing people about their obsession with getting toned arms like America's first lady. Seriously? Here is my favorite section:

"But others were amazed, like 25-year-old Jessie Rosen. After seeing Obama at the speech Tuesday, she went to the Adidas store in New York and bought two five-pound dumbbells. "It was her arms being so toned in spite of her life," she said."

I mean, is there really anything else to say?


Kyle Taylor


Shabab said...

Hello Kyle Bhai! I noticed that you mentioned the 'mass graves' in Bangladesh - the problem wasn't exactly the graves so much as internal conflict with our border guards (Bangladesh Rifles - BDR), who mutinied against their leaders (who happen to be in the army), killed some of their family members and then put them into those graves to cover up traces of their crimes. On a less morbid note, best of luck with the swim :)

Dion in Chicago 888-294-9702 said...

Migosh I think many are just jealous of Michelle Obama's arms, i mean I can't stand Pres Obama who is just a New World Order puppet in place to destroy America and LIBERTY but Michelle Obama sure is very tall and sexy and wow her arms are so smooth, long sexy and strong, I would give anything to have 5' 11" tall Michelle Obama to bearhug me so tight (5'6") and yank me around like a ragdoll and my feet dangling off of the floor helplessly not to mention how awesome it would feel to have her strangle me until i pass out with her long powerful smooth athletic arms wrapped snug around my neck in sleeperholds! "Micheele Obama, hold me squeeze me so tight, strangle me, dangle me off of my feet your long smooth arms so strong sexy looking and powerful!!!" So cheers to Michelle for her beauty and attractive muscular arms despite her and Barack destroying AMERICA our great REPUBLIC with LIBERTY being flushed down the toilet as the Obamas march to the orders of their elitist New World order masters!