Because Utah Is Funny...

To understand the place my folks might possibly call home, read below:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
work there, you live in Utah .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
the wrong number, you live in Utah .

If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the
weekend, you live in Utah .

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live
in Utah .

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same
day, you live in Utah .

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both
unlocked, you live in Utah .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without flinching, you live in Utah .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
live in Utah .

If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and
everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow, you live in Utah .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
construction, you live in Utah .

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly" you live in Utah .

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
friends, you live in Utah .

OH. MY. GOD.

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-Kyle Taylor